I have serious issues....

I slackline for the ladies. I don't even get so much as a hug or kiss from these delectable sirens. But the full attention of floozies can be priceless, even if it is for fleeting moments. We set up a line at Circle Park today, It pulled a different crowd than usual. Instead of mesmorized jocks, and impressionable freshman, we got the attention of Sigma Kappas and production company interns who do bad magic tricks.